In celebration of Halloween and all things zombie, the Flagstaff HomCo Ace Hardware team is helping customers prepare for a zombie apocalypse.
Given the popularity of movies starring the undead and the store’s abundance of heavy-duty power tools, who better to prepare the Flagstaff community for a zombie invasion than the team of experts at HomCo Ace Hardware? The store has a wide selection of multipurpose tools that double as effective lines of defense against zombies in addition to their primary function as tools for home improvement and repair projects. “Tools like nail guns, shovels, pick axes, chainsaws, sledgehammers, hammers, wrenches, gloves and protective gear can be essential to your survival in the event of a zombie apocalypse,” says Todd Callan, HomCo Ace Hardware’s Commercial/Industrial Contractor Sales Department Manager. “In general, it’s always good to expect the unexpected, be flexible, be prepared and know how to improvise. Or, you could always run very fast to the Flagstaff HomCo Ace Harware store, which was voted “Best Place for Zombie Extermination” because of our well-stocked inventory, expert staff, and comprehensive Zombie Preparedness Program.”
In addition to gear and tools, HomCo Ace Hardware has posted signage throughout the store to help customers understand how to prepare for a zombie invasion. The store is also offering customers a booklet full of advice on fending off the undead, or removing stubborn zombies from your home in the event they penetrate your defenses. “HomCo Ace Hardware can provide you with the tools and advice to defend yourselves against zombies,” says Troy Ricci, HomCo Ace Hardware’s Retail Manager. “We have products that are specifically designed for zombie proofing your home, and our expert staff members are extremely knowledgeable about repairing homes that have been attacked by zombies. And for those customers who’ve discovered an infestation of the undead in their homes, there’s always HomCo Ace Hardware’s Zombie Removal Service, which has been successful at removing zombies from nine out of the 10 homes infested in Flagstaff so far this year.”
As for that one home we couldn’t de-zombie, well that was paint department staff member Sean Volenstine’s house, and unfortunately the zombies claimed him as one of their own. If you don’t believe us, head on down to the store on Halloween and see the transformation for yourselves. Just don’t get too close or you may be next.
For more information, please contact Troy Ricci at 779-6111 or tricci@homcoace.com.
HomCo Ace Hardware is Arizona’s leading premier customer service company. Founded in 1975 as the “helpful Place”, the expert staff is able to provide goods and services to meet the needs of its valued customer and improve the quality of life for local residents. For more information, please contact Dawn Kolb at 928-600-3813 or www.homcoaceflagstaff.com